Who am I? I am the guy who walks through the office looking
confident. I always arrive after you have already started. I leave before you
finish. I have just had a shit breakfast in a faceless hotel. I have a
specialist knowledge to transfer to you. I am lying about some of that
knowledge, I don’t really have it. I can create a training course based on 45
minute Wikipedia background. I am here to make or save you money. You may
struggle to quantify that. I may struggle to quantify that. I am here to offer advice.
You may not take that advice. You may not even turn up to listen. I’ll bill you
anyway. I am the unknown consultant.
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